Hey Mom, haven't you always just wished you could be a duck? A real one, because they are so cute? I have always wanted to be a duck!
Look Mom, if I pretend like I am ignoring them, they come to me...it's like Jedi duck control! Cool!
See Mom! They are letting me join their flock! I am Katie--hear me QUACK!
I am now going to be one with the ducks and swim with them all over this pond. My best friends live in a pond! Can I be home schooled so I can play with the ducks instead of go to school? I like ducks way more than any dumb ole people.
Hey! No fair, the other ducks don't have to take a bath in a tub!!!! I'm an embarrassment to duckhood....sigh.
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