Donkey

As I was sitting here tonight browsing through donkey photos on photbucket, I realized that I am not reaching my full potential for loving donkeys. I didn't even get one single donkey related gift this year for any holiday! I did manage to score the donkey glass and figurines from McDonald's this year. Since my donkey souvenir from California was dismembered and partially digested by a cat I used to have, my donkey collection has really suffered. My mom has a huge donkey stuffed animal from Shrek and I get donkey envy everytime I see it. Katie even tried to steal it for me once, but my dad caught her. Where in the heck do you even find donkey stuff? I am really getting bored with my cat collection and my waterglobe collection. Now I want to focus on my donkey collection (which is practically nonexistent). I have several Eeyore items and several donkey from Shrek items and I am in need of more. So scour your local yard sales and pick up unwanted donkeys! One day I want to start a farm for wayward and misunderstood donkeys. The best way to start is with inanimate ones. Donkeys are our friends! Maybe one day I can be a national spokesperson for the welfare of donkeys, seems like it would be just as an important job as being the president if the current administration is any example...If I go missing next week--you'll know it was because of this post. I don't have Michael Moore's protection at my disposal.